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Adventure Travel would like it on record that we are fully supportive of Labour MP’s and Conservative Lords (there’s always a Conservative Lord) dipping their hands, snouts and greasy unsightly jowls into public funds.
We also stand by their right for claiming Parliamentary Privilege as an honest defence. Never before in the history of our proud country have such honourable men been persecuted with such venom and we don’t like it.
So, as a sign of brotherly love and as a mark of respect for their Olympian performances in that marathon of all (allegedly) fraudulent expense claims we’d like to doff our caps and offer our comrades the choice of the following adrenaline packed adventures free of charge.
And to make them as comfortable as possible we’ve also decided to kit them out with all the essentials including clothing, footwear, hardware and a full price invoice for extracting the maximum from tax payers on their return.
So, Elliot Morley, Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Lord Hanningfield we salute you. Please take your pick of the following from the 2010 Adventure Travel Brochure….
Freestyle Sky Diving
Sign up now and become one of the first to experience the new adrenaline sport of jumping out of a plane into the shark infested waters without the slowing effects of a parachute. Discounts available for group bookings.
Ultimate Adrenaline Safari
Spotting big game chewing on an antelope from the back of a truck is for wimps, real adventurers on the Ultimate Adrenaline Safari get right in the think of the action and experience the real Africa by offering themselves as breakfast. Prices held for 2010.
Naked Solo Rambling to the South Pole
Get close to nature and experience the Antarctic unencumbered by clothing or a support crew. A welcoming party with sniper rifles will await your arrival at the Pole… just in case. For 2010 we’re offering free upgrades on the return flight.
North Face of The Eiger Reloaded
This best selling trip provides the opportunity to re-enact any of the fatal falls on this most spectacular of Alpine faces. Places are limited so early booking advisable.
Angel Falls
Ripping over Niagara in a barrel is just so yesterday. Surfing over the edge of Angel Falls on a soap dish is where it’s at, dudes. Book before the end of February and we give you a free IPod.
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